if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
I always think of good things to say once the convo is over.
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER